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| Lotsa-Good-Reasons Party!!; Celebrate a whole bunch of good stuff! | |
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| Rixtex | Feb 7 2004, 09:39 PM Post #41 |
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Dixie leans in close to Rix's ear as they take up the Sam I Am jig. Aw, Rix. Look at Pope Hope and Big Tex. Ain't it romantic? That's so sweet. |
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| NewTexas | Feb 7 2004, 09:46 PM Post #42 |
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Ye Haw! We didn't miss the party after all! Big Tex attempts "new" dance steps, but resorts to a mutant Hustle/Macarena hybrid (the only two he knows excepts some weird Pogo thing) <it is funny and sad at the same time, but at least it is nice to be invited to dance, the whip is a nice touch too!> <Her Highness is a good dancer!> Salud !!!
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| No_Stinking_Taxes | Feb 8 2004, 08:57 AM Post #43 |
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Dweezil regains consciousness and peeks out from underneath the table. Sees that the party is still going on. OMG. Badgers with clown faces. Please make it stop. Notices that there appears to be a nice looking Havana cigar on the floor a foot from his face. Reaches out to grab it. BigTex and Pope Hope choose that particular moment to dance by, nailing Dweezil's hand to the floor with cowboy boots and glass stiletto heel slippers. Damn. Sam I Am, Dewey, RixTex, Richard I, Tweety, Belili, Yvonne, Greenspoint, EGT, Ambdassadorship, Varuckers, SOMEBODY! BRING ME A BANDAGE AND A BEER! PLEASE! AND STOP WAVING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AND CHANTING "BADGERS!" Oh gawd... |
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| NewTexas | Feb 8 2004, 12:26 PM Post #44 |
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Yet another Reason to Par-Tay has been revealed! Please see New Ambassador to The Heartland Announcement ! ![]() Badgers, Badgers, Badgers! Badgers, Badgers, Badgers! Badgers, Badgers, Badgers! Mushroom, Mushroom! ![]() Catchy ain't it? |
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| Channelview | Feb 8 2004, 01:07 PM Post #45 |
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The deputy ambassador from Grays Harbor, Nigel Hemmings, staggered to his feet. "Ladies an Gennelmen, if I may have your atten........, atend......., ashen......., oh, just bloody well look this way! Anyhow, I would like to shay tha this brew you call, uh..., 'Lone Steer?'........"lone (squints at label) STAR', is absolutely, poshitivly, schtupendous. THREE CHEERS FOR TEXAS!! *hic* |
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| Queeny of Tweety | Feb 8 2004, 01:57 PM Post #46 |
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Here here! *swaying* And not only badgers badgers badgers badger but a snake. ooooh a snake. badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom! *sits again. Head falls on table. More brandy!*
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| Greenspoint | Feb 8 2004, 02:39 PM Post #47 |
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Big Tex called me a "Goofball" :)
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*Comes staggering in* Well, it's 2:30 PM on Sunday. Time for Breakfast!! ![]() *runs over to Whataburger for a passle of jalapeno, egg, cheese and chorizo breakfast :tacos* Blah, and to think the gal in the drive-thru actually asked me if I wanted picante sauce.. Oh and a few to wash em down.
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| No_Stinking_Taxes | Feb 8 2004, 02:55 PM Post #48 |
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Congrajlations, Jmac, I jes wanna tellya that I, uh, that I, uh, wadever. Graysh 'arbour, 'at's de mosht beeyouteefull speesh I've eveah 'eard. Thish week. Ain't dat rite, Tweedy? Tweedy? Aw, heck. *THUNK* |
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| Rixtex | Feb 8 2004, 03:27 PM Post #49 |
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Rix and Dixie survey the scene. Dweezil is passed out at one table, while Jmac looks a lot better now that he's had something to eat. Queeny is awake, but doesn't seem to be able to focus. HQ Pope Hope is attempting to drag Big Tex out on the dance floor yet again. Ambassador Heemings is at the bar, again, trying to find another Lone Steer, uh, Star. President Mercer, Richard I, and Uncle T. Paul are playing cards in the corner, unclear about the badger/mushroom business. MIA is Dewey, who's probably gone back to work on that resolution. All work and no play.... Yvonne, Sam I Am, and Amabassador Varukers are gatherered around Castro's prostrate form, taking advantage of his drunken stupor to adorn him with various origami sculptures and party favors. Everyone else must be in the restroom or have departed. Rix goes to the DJ and takes the microphone. Hello everyone. Dixie and I would like to say we've had a great time. As usual, a great Texas party. We're heading back to Rixtex. We'll be glad to give anyone a lift (eyeing Dweezil and Queeny). Farewell, all. Uncle T. Paul, you coming? |
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| Queeny of Tweety | Feb 8 2004, 03:54 PM Post #50 |
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Queeny acknowledges thingy and whatsit. Thanksh for yer very nishe offer, but thish tabl ish sho comfy. Im jush goin ter resht ere for the resht of the nit wer der brandddyyy? *Big Tex brings brandy*
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| Queeny of Tweety | Feb 8 2004, 03:55 PM Post #51 |
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Thanksh |
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| No_Stinking_Taxes | Feb 8 2004, 04:24 PM Post #52 |
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Dweezil stirs, stumbles over to the kitchen, and puts on a huge urn of coffee. Then sticks his head into it. He then delivers the traditional benediction: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!!" As people walk, stumble, and crawl out the door, he gives everybody a printout of a MapQuest page giving directions to RavenclawCommonRoom's. (Typical of MapQuest directions, it contains a left turn onto a road that hasn't been built yet and offers an alternate route through Cairo.) Still, the map is pretty easy to figure out: http://invisionfree.com/forums/Texas/index.php?showtopic=374 Thanks for coming over, y'all. Here, want some coffee? Heh-heh. |
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| HotRodia | Feb 8 2004, 04:39 PM Post #53 |
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Sam looks up from lighting his third cigar and sees that there's still half a jug of moonshine left for the Valentines party. Smiling, he picks it up and heads towards the door somewhat unsteadily. Adios! I'll see yall at the Valentines party. |
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| NewTexas | Feb 8 2004, 05:15 PM Post #54 |
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Dweezil! & :donuts at this time of day? Little Hair o' the Cat will fix you right up! Here, we'll fix you up! Besides, the Lone Star truck isn't floating yet!Big Tex looks at Pope Hope wondering if she is going to turn into a pumpkin after such a wonderful night of dancing He decides of needs some serious help so he borrow's Sam's hat puts it on her, snaps a few photos and then takes her, still hugging the bottle of brandy out to the McLaren to get some air.Can The Par-Tay really be over???
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| Greenspoint | Feb 8 2004, 06:33 PM Post #55 |
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Big Tex called me a "Goofball" :)
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*Jmac looks up in surprise as he's just about to crawl through the doorway on the way out* Over? OVER? Thish party idn't oaf.. oof.. offer... it ain't done... we're just taking it.. onna road! *hic* *He crawls on out the door, dragging an empty from one hand*
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| Channelview | Feb 8 2004, 06:55 PM Post #56 |
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Nigel was standing in front of the big window, telling jokes to a bloke who looked quite a bit like himself. (i.e. standing in front of a mirror in a drunken stupor) Turning around to order another Lone Steer, uhhh, Star he noticed that the room was empty. "Bloody he............he...........he.............,ahh bugger it, wher'd e'rybody go?" Staggering over to the bar, he rumaged around till he found another beer, then went back to the big window to sing duets of bawdy Harberian drinking songs with his new friend. |
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| NewTexas | Feb 8 2004, 08:17 PM Post #57 |
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Big Tex, upon returning to the Par-Tay in a doomed-to-failure attempt at floating the Lone Star truck, realizes that not only is Pope Hope missing, but so is Anthy, who only days ago reported that Ivy was missing! And, Richard I is missing! And, Yvonne! In a feeble attempt to clear the cobwebs and figure our where everybody is, Big Tex tries to address the twin Nigels.... "Where are Pope Hope, Anthy, Yvonne and Richard I? Is something rotten in Texas? Or is that just the smell of old tripas tacos & Cuban cigars?"
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| Richard | Feb 9 2004, 09:07 AM Post #58 |
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Richard I wakes up after passing out for three days straight in the rest room. :wacko: Says to himself "Man...I just drempt I was being chased by badgers ...... and snakes!" Walks out to find that everyone is gone. Trips over a chairs but gets back up again. Walks over to where the poker game was and takes one last drink from the bottle he was drinking the other night. "I'm never going to drink this much again......or atleast any time soon............... or maybe til after the Valentine's day party." Walks out of the building singing " badger badger badger badger badger badger " quietly to himself.
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| AbFab | Feb 9 2004, 10:56 AM Post #59 |
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Wow, a girl's computer wigs out on her and she misses ALL THE FUN. Dangit! {please god, don't let my supervisors see me "working" right now}Good times, scary postings, y'all. Make that freaky badgers song in my head stop somebody PLEASE! Love, peace, and ,Yvonne |
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out on the dance floor yet again.
We're heading back to Rixtex. We'll be glad to give anyone a lift (eyeing Dweezil and Queeny). Farewell, all.
& :donuts at this time of day? Little Hair o' the Cat
will fix you right up! Here, we'll fix you up!
wondering if she is going to turn into a pumpkin after such a wonderful night of dancing
needs some serious help so he borrow's Sam's hat
puts it on her, snaps a few photos


Dangit! {please god, don't let my supervisors see me "working" right now}
1:11 PM Jul 11